The Complete Beard Oil Collection

All Four Scents. One simple order.

If there is one question that has plagued the minds of nerds everywhere for decades, it's this: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Only slightly less plague-ridden is this one: Which Nerd Beard beard oil scent you should get?

While we're all still a little hazy on the answer to the first question, we can give you a definitive answer to the second.

Get all four.

The Complete Collection includes one full-size bottle of every beard oil — all handcrafted in small batches with high-quality, all-natural ingredients to hydrate your skin, soften your beard, and stop the itch.

What's inside:

• Player One — Citrus, Cedarwood, Clove
• Shadow & Flame — Cedarwood, Balsam Fir, Palo Santo
• Forest Moon — White Spruce, Black Pepper, Sandalwood
• Invisibility Cloak — Unscented

Four full-size bottles. $70 — which is actually $10 less than if you bought them all individually. You'd literally be saving money. 

Obviously, this is also the answer when someone asks what you want for your birthday.