BEARD GROOMING, BUT MAKE IT NERDY
Gandalf. Dumbledore. Kratos. Dr. Eggman. These characters have some of the most recognizable facial hair in nerd culture.
Let's add you to that list.
Premium, handcrafted beard care for nerds, by nerds.
All Natural Ingredients
Small Batch
Handcrafted in the USA
For Nerds, By Nerds
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The Complete Beard Oil Collection
$70.00
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$70.00
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All Four Scents. One simple order.
If there is one question that has plagued the minds of nerds everywhere for decades, it's this: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Only slightly less plague-ridden is this one: Which Nerd Beard beard oil scent you should get?
While we're all still a little hazy on the answer to the first question, we can give you a definitive answer to the second.
Get all four.
The Complete Collection includes one full-size bottle of every beard oil — all handcrafted in small batches with high-quality, all-natural ingredients to hydrate your skin, soften your beard, and stop the itch.
What's inside:
- Player One — Citrus, Cedarwood, Clove
- Shadow & Flame — Cedarwood, Balsam Fir, Palo Santo
- Forest Moon — White Spruce, Black Pepper, Sandalwood
- Invisibility Cloak — Unscented
Four full-size bottles. $70 — which is actually $10 less than if you bought them all individually. You'd literally be saving money.
Obviously, this is also the answer when someone asks what you want for your birthday.
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Our Story
There are so many great beard grooming companies out there. But we got tired of wading through the over-the-top, ultra-masculine stuff just to find beard products we could use. So we made our own. At Nerd Beard, we craft exceptional products for epic, healthy beards. No cheat code required.