You've got beard problems. You've probably had them for a while. The itch. The flakes. The hair that feels like dragon scales.
This is your sword. It's time to go dragon-slaying.
Our beard oil is handcrafted in small batches with high-quality, all-natural ingredients chosen to hydrate your skin, soften beard hair, and stop the itch. No fillers. No synthetic fragrances. Just pure nerd beard goodness.
Choose Your Scent
Forest Moon: Rebellion is in the air. Sharp black pepper, fresh white spruce, and the familiar warmth of sandalwood. Your beard will be more cuddly than a man-eating teddy bear.
Invisibility Cloak: It's like a secret spell, just for your beard. Unscented for a clean, minimalist experience. They'll let you into the restricted section, for sure.
Player One: Level up your beard game. Bright citrus (grapefruit, blood orange, and sweet orange), cedarwood, and clove. This might be your new main.
Shadow & Flame: There is a fire in the deep. Warm palo santo, rich balsam fir, and deep cedarwood. The grey wizard would be proud.
Why You'll Love It
Jojoba and argan oils absorb quickly without leaving your beard greasy, moisturizing the skin underneath while conditioning each strand from root to tip — so the itch doesn't stand a chance.
Ingredients
Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Argania Spinosa Kernel (Argan) Oil, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Essential Oils (Fragrance)
How To Use
Dispense a dime to quarter-sized amount into your palm. Rub your hands together to warm the oil, then work it into the skin beneath your beard. Style as desired. Use daily for best results.
Details
Size: 1 oz (30ml)
For nerds, by nerds.
