Co-op Mode
Some quests aren't meant to be played solo.
Every great co-op game pairs two players with different strengths: one deals the damage, the other holds the line. Your beard works the same way. Beard oil goes deep, hydrating the skin underneath and softening every strand. Beard butter seals it all in, tames the flyaways, and keeps your beard looking legendary all day.
Co-op Mode pairs one bottle of our beard oil with one tin of our beard butter in the same scent. They're better together, and you save a few coins doing it.
Choose Your Scent
Forest Moon: Rebellion is in the air. Sharp black pepper, fresh white spruce, and the familiar warmth of sandalwood.
Invisibility Cloak: Unscented for a clean, minimalist experience. They'll never see you coming.
Player One: Level up your beard game. Bright citrus (grapefruit, blood orange, and sweet orange), cedarwood, and clove.
Shadow & Flame: There is a fire in the deep. Warm palo santo, rich balsam fir, and deep cedarwood.
Why You'll Love It
Handcrafted in small batches with high-quality, all-natural ingredients. Jojoba and argan oils absorb quickly without the grease, while shea butter locks in moisture and adds a light hold without the crunch. No fillers. No synthetic fragrances. Just pure nerd beard goodness.
How To Use
1. Oil first: Warm a dime to quarter-sized amount between your palms and work it into the skin beneath your beard.
2. Butter second: Rub a pea to dime-sized amount between your palms until it melts, then work it through your beard from root to tip. Shape and style.
Best on a clean, towel-dried beard. Use daily for best results.
What's Included
1 Beard Oil, 1 oz (30 ml)
1 Beard Butter, 2 oz tin
Both in your choice of scent.
Ingredients
Beard Oil: Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Argania Spinosa Kernel (Argan) Oil, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Essential Oils (Fragrance)
Beard Butter: Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Argania Spinosa Kernel (Argan) Oil, Essential Oils (Fragrance)
For nerds, by nerds.