{"product_id":"the-complete-beard-oil-collection","title":"The Complete Beard Oil Collection","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll Four Scents. One simple order.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIf there is one question that has plagued the minds of nerds everywhere for decades, it's this: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eOnly slightly less plague-ridden is this one: Which Nerd Beard beard oil scent you should get?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWhile we're all still a little hazy on the answer to the first question, we can give you a definitive answer to the second.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eGet all four.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe Complete Collection includes one full-size bottle of every beard oil — all handcrafted in small batches with high-quality, all-natural ingredients to hydrate your skin, soften your beard, and stop the itch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's inside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlayer One — Citrus, Cedarwood, Clove\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShadow \u0026amp; Flame — Cedarwood, Balsam Fir, Palo Santo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eForest Moon — White Spruce, Black Pepper, Sandalwood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInvisibility Cloak — Unscented\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFour full-size bottles. $70 — which is actually $10 less than if you bought them all individually. You'd literally be saving money. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eObviously, this is also the answer when someone asks what you want for your birthday.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Nerd Beard Grooming \u0026 Supply Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47300553703601,"sku":null,"price":70.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0732\/6685\/6113\/files\/All_Four_Bottles.png?v=1780108247","url":"https:\/\/nerdbeardsupply.com\/products\/the-complete-beard-oil-collection","provider":"Nerd Beard Grooming \u0026 Supply Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}