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Bright citrus (grapefruit, blood orange, and sweet orange), cedarwood, and clove.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShadow \u0026amp; Flame\u003c\/strong\u003e: \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eThere is a fire in the deep. Warm palo santo, rich balsam fir, and deep cedarwood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInvisibility Cloak\u003c\/strong\u003e: I\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003et’s like a secret spell, just for your beard. Unscented for a clean, minimalist experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eOur beard oil is formulated with all-natural carrier oils that absorb quickly without leaving your beard greasy. Jojoba and argan oils moisturize the skin underneath while conditioning each strand from root to tip—stopping the itch before it starts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eIngredients\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSimmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Argania Spinosa Kernel (Argan) Oil, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Essential Oils (Fragrance)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eHow To Use\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eDispense a dime to quarter-sized amount into your palm. Rub your hands together to warm the oil, then work it into the skin beneath your beard. Style as desired. Use daily for best results.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDetails\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHandcrafted using all-natural ingredients. 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